FauxNewsNetwork The Daily Nut Oct. 2012
Citizens Urged to Be Prepared
WASHINGTON – Earlier this week, government officials lost contact with the U.S. Embassy in London, and all attempts to contact the Prime Minister have gone unanswered. There have been unconfirmed reports of the still-unknown pathogen on the East coast. Hoping to curtail panic, the President addressed the nation Tuesday, reassuring citizens that the government is working around the clock to stop this infection, but neither confirmed nor denied the reports. The President and other members of his Cabinet have since been evacuated to an undisclosed “safe zone”.
The CDC is still unsure as to what the cause is, or where it originated. They have opened more mobile aid shelters, and are now issuing pamphlets to all homes across the nation with plans of what to do if you come into contact with someone infected with this pathogen.
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