Noodlers are the shock troops of the zombie horde. Although they have no special health bonuses, they are armed with pool noodles that they may use to lash out at humans. These noodles may also be used to deflect incoming fire, further allowing noodlers to close the gap.

Noodlers are also required to make a Zoidburg like sound when charging, thus preventing long range noodler attacks from being a surprise, and being overall fairly comical.

Finally, there are two rare variants of the Noodler:

The King Noodler- A large indestructible Noodler made up of 4 smaller noodley parts

The Paul Gruenbahcer Noodler- A king Noodler, but made up of one Paul Gruenbahcer rather than 4 noodley parts.