What can be said about Bro-tentail that isn't already said in the hearts and minds of every person that bears witness to their awesome? They are the best players to ever play BvZ, their greatness known to all zombies who flee at Bro-tential's approach.
One does not simply become a member of Bro-tential. Each member is painstakingly chiseled and shaped from a solid block of Awesome by the skillful hand of Broseidon. Their muscles represent the perfection of the human form, their stunner shades the apex of swag. They are what lesser men wish they could be. They are whom women wish they could be with.
No longer satisfied by winning at actual sports and other examples of manhood, Bro-tential has brought their palpable amounts of Bro to the world of Nerf games for a new "challenge," and to beat nerds at things they like.
Appearance: A Bro can be identified by his brolo(s) with popped collar(s). This brolo is fitted perfectly to emphasize the Bro's spectacular muscles (like they really need help with that). The splendid scent of Axe and hordes of adoring women can be picked up for miles. Hater blockers, plaid shorts, and shooting sleeves are common among the Bros, further demonstrating their superior athletic ability and attractiveness.
Garek - Creator, Team Manager
Jeff- Front-line Commander
Pat - The Loud One
Important Affiliates and Allies:
Carmen - The Bro-mom
Eddie - The Bro-tographer
Kelly - Founding member of Ho-tential
Ke$ha - 'Cause this place about to blow
Clear Bro-tential Victories:
Fall 2010 BvZ
Spring 2011 BvZ
Athens Fall 2011 HvZ Invitational (later changed name to BvZ)
Fall 2011 "Infection" (BvZ)
Bro-tential Facebook Page
By the way, have you guys seen these Nerf streamline darts for the N-strike clip system? Nice.